Welcome to Unsavory Types!  This is a free Dark Comedy Fiction Serial - For the layman: It's story series told in episodes.  It's like watching a sitcom on TV except it's a written story.  And it will go on as long as I continue to have new ideas for episodes.  I don't mean to insult anyone's intelligence, but there's been some confusion.

SYNOPSIS: Eddie is an ordinary man living an ordinary life in an ordinary city.  Day after day he goes through his life, bored and jaded by the idea that he is nobody and that the most exciting part of his life is lived in his head.  One day he has had enough and decides he wants to live as something more and chooses to make his mark in the world as a serial killer.  He fails...badly.  But in the process he meets interesting people who through their insanity are able to make his life less ordinary.

All work on this site including artwork and fiction is the authors original work and not authorized for reproduction for any reason without permission.  Simply stated - using my work and calling it your own is plagiarism.  Plagiarism is not just retarded but illegal when classified as copyright infringement.  So don't do it.

In addition, the content of this site is for mature audiences - It's not pornographic, but there's adult themes and naughty language.  So there's my disclaimer.  The content of this site is also not necessarily safe for those who are easily offended.  However, if you like strippers, transsexuals, drug dealers, zombies, pirates, ninjas and....stuff, feel free to read.

25 November 2011 - Finally able to post again!  Sorry about the long hiatus.  I posting a new episode soon - I promise!

10 June - After a long wait I have finally posted a new episode:

Episode 27 - If the Cement Shoe Fits...Hope There is More Than Two Feet of Water

Synopsis:  Molly is kidnapped by the mob after discovering compelling evidence that could throw the boss's son in prison.   And...Troy doesn't notice as he has discovered the joys of social networking.

9 June - Good news!  I will be adding a new episode very soon.  However, due to time constraints I will be going back to posting only once a month. 

This site is amazing, with the constant updates, storyline and subject matter. It's nihilistic yet compassionate- an interesting take on our pitiless, yet constantly amusing, modern life..   Lyric

An incredibly dark and funny take on modern life..  - Toriach

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 unusual web site. interesting illustration..   Rose

This is going to be a favorite site - I love the pictures!.     Tracee

Great! Well rounded site, nicely layed out, user friendly, clearly easy to navigate. Good job.  Arsalan

This is a really cool site. The theme is great, it works well with your content. Your disclaimer is also good, if your content is heavy, its always good to remind people that it is fiction. I like the black and white throughout, this also helps boost the overall theme. Great job!.   Kate

Loving the design of the site and the hate mail section is pretty damn cool.   Superpennie

Interesting... darkly funny..  Jeanne

Crazy website, looks great, covers alot of issues. interesting.  Quickly Please Cleaning

Cool site with twisted humor. Love the pictures. Keep it up.. Ed

Thank you to all who have reviewed my site.  If anyone wishes to review this site please visit my Hate Mail page and leave a comment or vist linkreferral.com and find my site listed in Entertainment; Literature/Nonfiction.

There are a lot of people that have influenced me over the years.  Too many to mention.  But I need to thank some people.  Thanks to all my readers...if there weren't people out there wanting to read this garbage, I wouldn't be posting it. 

I need to thank my Editors - Especially my Mom - Who catches all my grammatical errors and laughs out loud to all my jokes whether they are funny or not.

Thanks to my other Task Master - My cat, Guy who lays on my keyboard when I'm trying to write, forcing me to get up and stretch my legs and rest my eyes once in a while. 

And especially thank you to all those out there that inspire me to write.  Thank you to all those morons who make the news and give me comedy-fodder.

So there.  Now I'm not the only one getting a brick through the window for all this crap!

SO THANKS!